eCuddle

[marginalized]

Alex Mitchell

GENDER: Male
AGE: 22
SEEKING: Friends, Cuddle Buddy, Dating, Friends with Benefits
EXTRA: I am a marginalized other. ...I'm probably hipster scum.

Anyway! I manage at an adult store back home. I like reading, smoking pot and waxing philosophical while I'm doing it, and meeting awesome people. So how about hit me up for that last bit? I promise you don't have to be into the first two to chill with me.

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Comments

[barelydosober]

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You definitely can't get more interesting than adult store in a profile. Color me curious! I'm sure a job like that comes with some great stories?

[marginalized]

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Ohhh, the stories I could tell. They're better in person, though. What's your name?

[barelydosober]

I'll sure as hell bet they are.

I'm Wynonna, basically brand spaking new around here and looking for friendly faces to hang out with, hi!

[marginalized]

Hi there, nice to meet you, Wynonna. I am always down for meeting new people and hanging out, so you came to the right eCuddle.

[barelydosober]

Score for not finding a douchenozzle right out of the gate. This place is bringing me nothing but luck so far.

How long you been hanging out in paradise, dude? You a noob like me or old hat already?

[marginalized]

Take what you can get. Life is too short and crazy not to.

Several months, so probably closer to old hat than noob. When'd you show up? You said new, but...

[barelydosober]

That's one way to look at it. Better than my normal outlook by a mile.

A...week, give or take a little? To be fair I wandered around, looked at the bodypainting, saw a flying blue police box, and then caught up on all the sleep I'd been missing out on. So not all of that time was spent awake and aware.

[marginalized]

You know, I get that a lot?

Ah okay, that's fair. What'd you think of the body painting? I had a model in there, so call me curious.