Well, you came to the right place. All I know are people who aren't family, so I'm sure I could introduce you to a few cool people who probably don't have your blood running in their veins. Plus, you know, I have weed, so that's also cool.

Nice to meet you, Abby. My profile already says so, but I'm Alex. Have you had time to check out any of the cool shit this place has to offer, yet?