Sometimes I can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore. It keeps me up at night, really

[ As is Alex, but he likes that she feels comfortable teasing him already. That's always a good sign of someone who'll make a good friend: someone comfortable ribbing you the first time they meet you and who hits the sweet spot so that it doesn't come across as mean or condescending. He likes Elena already. ]

Was that the name of it? Dang, all right, I'll have to look it up. I'm down for being destroyed as long as someone around here is willing to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart and put them back together again. I nominate you, considering you're the one who brought up the book, but I'll take what I can get.

Ah gotcha. Hey, no problem. Nice to meet you, Elena. Welcome to the fucking coolest place in the universe. Like...literally.